Welcome, warrior, to the ancient art of Penalty Kaisho! This is a martial art that requires dedication, discipline, and a willingness to endure pain. Are you prepared to face the trials of Penalty Kaisho?
Remember, warrior, the path to mastery is paved with blood, sweat, and tears. Are you prepared to begin your journey?
Or, if you're not, you can always try Ikigai: The Art of Procrastination.