Placeholder Squinting Techniques: The Art of Vaguely Referencing the Obvious

Introduction

Placeholder squinting is an advanced technique used to subtly hint at the existence of a thing without actually mentioning it. It's like the difference between saying "you know, that thing" and "that thing".

Basic Squinting

Start by using a generic placeholder word or phrase, like "it" or "that thing". This will give the reader a vague idea of what you're talking about.

Squinting Beyond the Norm

Intermediate Squinting

Move on to using slightly more descriptive placeholder words or phrases, like "our product" or "the solution". This will give the reader a slightly better idea of what you're talking about.

Squinting with Precision

Advanced Squinting

For the really advanced squinter, use metaphors and allegories to convey the message. Like, "the answer lies hidden in the depths of the void, waiting to be discovered".

Squinting with Figurative Language

Expert Squinting

At this level, you'll be using humor, irony, and sarcasm to convey the message. Like, "the solution is clearly right in front of you, but you're too dense to see it".

Squinting with Wit