The Art of Being a Victim

1. Playing the Victim with Style

Master the art of whining with finesse. Add a dash of drama, a pinch of pathos, and a whole lot of entitlement.

2. Finding the Victim in You

Identify your inner victim. It's that thing you're always complaining about.

3. Victim Privilege

Claim your right to special treatment. Demand extra sympathy, extra help, and extra cookies.

4. Victim Logic

Reason with reasonableness. Use fallacies, flaws, and other fallacies.