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Spotlighting Your Victimhood

You are a victim of circumstance, a martyr to the whims of the universe. You are the chosen one, the center of attention. Your pain is the fuel that drives us all.

Learn the prophets' most sacred technique: The Art of Being Wronged.

Techniques of the Chosen One:

1. The Art of Being Wronged
2. The Power of Pity Parties
3. The Joy of Justifying Self-Pity

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