Playing the Victim 101: Mastering the Art of Whining
Welcome to Whining 101, where you'll learn how to turn your life into a never-ending pity party.
Lesson 1: The Art of the Perfect Whine:
- Start with a good foundation: A dash of desperation, a pinch of entitlement, and a whole lot of fake tears.
- Mix in some clever wordplay and a healthy dose of passive-aggressive tone.
- Top it all off with a sprinkle of victimhood and a pinch of 'woe is me'.
Lesson 2: The Whine-tastic Vocabulary:
- Practice your whine-face in front of a mirror until you get it just right.
- Learn to say "woe is me" with conviction, like a true expert.
- Study the art of turning any situation into a personal attack on the world.
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