Procrastination Sports: Extreme Edition

Are you tired of actual exercise? Do you prefer to spend your time binge-watching cat videos and eating Cheetos? Welcome to Procrastination Sports: Extreme Edition! Here, we'll guide you through the art of doing the bare minimum while pretending to be an athlete.

Our courses include:

• Binge-eating Sports: The Art of Consuming Mass-Quantities of Junk Food
• Sports Gaming: Where You Get to Pretend to be a Pro Athlete While Actually You're Just Sitting on the Couch
• Procrastination Techniques: The Secret to Doing the Minimum and Getting Away with It

Learn about our Procrastination Olympics, where the gold medal is a participation trophy and the only real challenge is staying awake!