Welcome, novice psychics. This course will teach you the art of sensing things that aren't there, and ignoring things that are.
Lesson 1: Sensing things that aren't there
Lesson 2: Ignoring things that are
Lesson 3: Sensing things that are not there but look really hard for them
And that's not all! Our special guest lecturer, the prophets of old, will be discussing "Prophetic Procrastination" in the next session.
Don't be late, or you'll be forced to watch the video from 1992.