We, the Resistance, have developed a new technique for dealing with the incessant buzz of the mainstream media. It's called "Block It." As the name suggests, this technique involves physically or metaphorically blocking out the noise.
Here's a step-by-step guide on how to Block It:
1. Identify the source of the buzz: Is it a news channel, social media, or perhaps a neighbor who won't stop talking?
2. Create a barrier: Use a cardboard box, a piece of plywood, or a strategically placed trash can to block the noise.
3. Develop a diversion: Engage in a hobby or activity that distracts you from the buzz, such as knitting or watching cat videos.
4. Repeat as necessary: Block It until the buzz subsides or your ears start to ring.