Step 3: Twist and Shout

Now that you've identified your sock's orientation, and aligned it with the universe, it's time for the final step: twisting the sock into its natural shape.

Hold the sock with one hand, and with the other, apply a 90-degree twist to the heel. Visualize the sock as a spiral staircase, and imagine it's trying to escape your grasp.

Don't be afraid to get aggressive, but avoid over-twisting, lest you risk unleashing a sock tornado.

Once twisted, inspect your handiwork, and make any necessary adjustments. If the sock still looks like it's been sat upon by a mischievous kitten, start again.

Now, proceed to Step 4: The Sock Re-Alignment Protocol, where you'll learn how to reposition your sock for maximum comfort and style.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Alternative Sock Twisting Methods, where you'll discover unconventional techniques that defy the conventional sock-twisting norms.