Rock-Fu Deflection Theory

What is Rock-Fu Deflection Theory?

Rock-Fu Deflection Theory (RFD) is a highly scientific and totally-not-made-up approach to deflecting incoming attacks, be it a ninja, a rival band, or an overbearing in-law.

Developed by the renowned Dr. Rock-Fu, this theory has been proven to increase your chances of survival by 100%.

Core Concepts:

1. Parallax Shift - a technique for making your opponent's attacks appear as if they're coming from a different direction.
2. Velocity Vector - a method for making your opponent's attacks move at an alarming speed.
3. Reflective Surfacing - a technique for making your opponent's attacks reflect off of you like a laser off a disco ball.

Case Studies:

• Mr. Roberts' Bizarre Bagel Shop - a real-life application of Rock-Fu Deflection Theory.
• Rocky Mountain Highway Robbing Society - a cautionary tale.