Chapter 3: Romantic Survival Skills for the Post- Apocalyptic World

As the world around us unravels, we must learn to adapt and survive not just with our wits, but with love.

Here are some essential skills to help you navigate the new world with a partner by your side:

• 1. Effective Pleading for Food and Shelter - Learn to make a compelling case for why your partner shouldn't have to forage for berries alone.
• 2. Advanced Burrito-Wrapping Techniques - A well-wrapped burrito can be a powerful bargaining chip.
• 3. Stealthy Relationship Maintenance - Keep the spark alive even in the darkest of times.
• 4. Post-Apocalyptic Dance Moves - A well-timed booty bump can save you both from the hordes of marauders.