Secret Nap Spots

Technique 1: The Art of Napping in a Suit

When done correctly, napping in a suit is an art form. It requires precision, finesse, and a strong sense of self-discipline. Here's a step-by-step guide:

1. Find a secure location: a plush, velvet-covered couch or a soft, cloud-like hammock.
2. Don the suit: tie and all.
3. Curl up and snooze: but maintain eye contact with the floor, as if watching a fascinating fly.
4. In the event of a wake-up call, swiftly regain composure and adjust tie.
5. Repeat as necessary.

Technique 2: The Napping Ninja

Napping in plain sight is one thing, but what about those who wish to remain hidden? The Napping Ninja is a master of stealthy slumber:

1. Familiarize yourself with the art of disguise: learn to blend into the background.
2. Master the art of silent movement: a swift and quiet retreat to a hidden location.
3. Nap with the precision of a Swiss watch: even the slightest sound will wake you.
4. Re-emerge refreshed, ready to continue the day's activities with renewed vigor.

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