Step 2: The Art of Purposeful Procrastination

As we previously established, the key to mastering Neo-Brutalist techniques is to first master the art of purposeful procrastination. This involves setting aside your current task and focusing on something more interesting, like watching cat videos.

Step 2 is all about finding the perfect balance between productivity and procrastination. It's a delicate dance, much like a tightrope walker balancing on a unicycle while eating a bowl of Jell-O.

Here are some tips for achieving this balance:

• Take a 30-minute break to browse through your favorite memes.
• Write a strongly worded letter to your boss, explaining why the current task is impossible.
• Call your mom and tell her you're working on it.

For further study, visit our next step, where we delve into the art of purposeful procrastination through the use of elaborate spreadsheets.

Or, if you'd rather, you could skip ahead to our bonus step, where we discuss the importance of having a snack while procrastinating.