Speed-Demons are mythical creatures known for their ability to move faster than the average human.
Here are some techniques for becoming a Speed-Demon:
- Practice sprinting while reciting Shakespearean sonnets
- Develop an intimate relationship with caffeine
- Wear high-heeled, platform shoes for maximum aerodynamics
- Learn the ancient art of "Speed-Fu" (tm)
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