No SQL Databases: The Unlikely Hero

Step 2: Choose Another Database (No SQL, of course!)

At this point, you're probably thinking, "Wait, didn't I just reject the very concept of databases as a solution to my problems?"

Well, yes. You did. But that's okay! We're not here to judge. We're here to offer you alternative solutions that will inevitably lead you down a rabbit hole of complexity and frustration.

For this exercise, we'll be using... (dramatic pause) ...a NoSQL database! Because, why not?

Let's try Step 3: Choose an XML Parser to see where this journey takes us.

Step 4: Choose a Data Model will likely be a real treat.