Taking a Break: Techniques

Procrastination: The Art of Doing Something Else

A delicate technique involving the careful selection of an alternative task, often accompanied by a sense of guilt and self-loathing.

A technique where the practitioner closes their eyes, focuses on a distant horizon, and pretends to be somewhere else.

A technique where the practitioner collapses their body, often accompanied by a sense of relief and rejuvenation.

A technique where the practitioner ingests high-caloric substances to sustain focus and productivity.

A technique where the practitioner expresses their emotions through loud, unmodulated tones.

Note: These techniques are highly untested and may not be suitable for all individuals. Use at your own discretion.