Technique-2: Extreme Irony Detection

In this technique, we'll teach you how to spot the difference between a real crisis and a fake one.

It's all about the subtleties, folks!

Step 1: The Art of Pretending to be Concerned

Put on a concerned face, but only when nobody is looking.

Step 2: The Power of Sarcasm

Step 3: The Delicate Dance of Backpedaling

Say "I'm sorry" while secretly thinking "I'm not sorry."

Step 3: The Delicate Dance of Backpedaling