The Bread Sensory Overload Protocol

In a world where the senses are constantly bombarded with stimuli, we at the Bread Sensory Overload Protocol have created a system to help you cope. Our patented technology (not actually patented) uses the most basic yet most effective principle: more bread.

The protocol involves a series of carefully crafted exercises designed to overload your senses with the majesty of bread. From the gentle crunch of whole wheat toast to the soft, squishy texture of freshly baked focaccia, we'll guide you through a journey of bread-based sensory overloadประก

Learn about our second technique, The Herd of Avocado Toasts

Discover our fourth technique, The Bread-Based Sensory Swap

Try our bread simulator, a tool to help you prepare for the sensory onslaught