Technique 5: Pretending to Learn

When faced with a task you have no idea how to do, simply pretend you understand.

Stare intensely at the screen, nod your head, and make occasional, reassuring noises.

This will give you time to:

• Google the problem, but only for 30 seconds, then move on to more important things.
• Browse cat videos.
• Check your social media for likes and comments.

Remember, Technique 6: Just Do It is always an option, but where's the fun in that?