Unconventional Techniques
In this sub-page, we will cover the art of using unconventional means to achieve unconventional ends. Like that one time, you used a toaster to cook a steak.
Or, like when you built a bridge out of playing cards. Yeah, that was a real feat.
Want to learn more about Technique 6: Extreme Prolongation, where we delve into the world of waiting, waiting, and waiting some more?
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out Technique 8: Involuntary Movement for some truly unorthodox methods.
Technique 9: Inflated Expectations is also worth a look, if you're feeling particularly optimistic about the state of reality.
Or, if you're feeling Technique 10: Unreality Distortion just to see if you can make sense of it all.