Technique Three: Doing the Maximum

Technique Three: Doing the Maximum is an art form that requires precision, focus, and an unwavering dedication to excess. It's not just about doing the minimum; it's about going beyond the bounds of sanity and doing the maximum, the absolute maximum.

Technique Four: Overcompensating

By applying Technique Three, one can achieve unparalleled levels of accomplishment, but at a cost. The cost is usually measured in lost sleep, strained relationships, and spontaneous combustion. Don't try this at home, kids.

Technique Five: Overthinking

Technique Six: Doing Too Much