We've all been there. The meeting that's dragging on, the deadline that's looming, the in-laws who won't leave. But fear not, dear procrastinator, for we have found the solution to all your problems: PERFECT EXCUSES.
Below, you'll find our carefully curated collection of excuses, expertly crafted to save you from the abyss of productivity. Browse with care, but don't get too comfortable – there's work to be done!
Justifying Late Comers? We've got you covered.
Misremembered Appointments? No Problem.
Sudden Attacks of Creative Block? We've got the antidote.
Sudden Illnesses? Don't worry, we've got a script.
And for those who've lost their way in the forest of excuses, fear not, for we have a Total Loss of Direction.
Happy excuse crafting, and may our carefully crafted excuses save you from the abyss of productivity!