Technique 3: The Art of Avoiding Social Media

It's a tough task, but someone's gotta do it.

In a world where likes, shares, and followers reign supreme, it's easy to get caught up in the vortex of social media madness. But for those of us who refuse to be swayed by the siren song of online validation, there's hope.

Here are a few techniques to help you avoid the pitfall of social media:

• Technique 1: The Art of Ignoring Your Phone
• Technique 2: The Craft of Creating Your Own Social Media
• Technique 3: The Skill of Faking It

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Technique 4: The Experiment of Joining a Cult