Why Bother?
Are you tired of your voice being your own personal echo chamber? Do you want to make your voice sound like it's coming from somewhere else? Well, you're in luck! Throwing your voice into a ventriloquist's doll is the answer to all your prayers.
Read about the Art of VentriloquismStep 1: Acquire a Ventriloquist's Doll
You can find ventriloquist's dolls at your local novelty store, or online from shady characters who promise to deliver it to your doorstep in 3-5 business days.
Rent a Ventriloquist's Doll for the DayStep 2: Prepare Your Voice
You'll need to practice your ventriloquism skills by speaking into your mouth, but not actually saying anything. It's like a vocal warm-up, but without the warm-up.
Step 3: Insert Voice into Doll
Place your voice into the ventriloquist's doll, and voilà! You'll be the talker, and the doll will be the talker, and the whole world will be confused.