It's a fundamental human experience: investing countless hours, emotions, and resources into a relationship that will ultimately leave you feeling unfulfilled and questioning your life choices.
But don't worry, it's not just you! Everyone's doing it! It's like a collective, global, existential experiment in futility.
Here are some techniques to help you maximize your unfulfilling personal relationship experience:
Find yourself constantly pointing out the flaws in everything your partner does. It's a great way to create a sense of tension and unease in the relationship.
This technique requires a great deal of practice, so be prepared to spend hours, days, or weeks finding the perfect criticisms to deliver in the most hurtful way possible.
Remember, the key to success is to always focus on the negative, and never on the positive. It's a delicate balance, but one that will ultimately lead to a fulfilling... er, unfulfilling relationship.