The following techniques are sure to make even the most seasoned programmer question your life choices:
1. Use only single-letter variable names, preferably in all caps. This will make debugging a true adventure!
2. Place a dozen nested ternary operators on a single line. It's like a puzzle, right? Who needs readability, anyway?
3. Declare every variable at the top of the function, no matter how many lines it's used. It's like a game of code- Tetris!