Bare Bones Membership: For the Technologically Challenged
Join us, and we'll help you avoid all the things you should probably avoid in the modern world
Membership benefits include:
- No Wi-Fi
- No smartphones
- No social media
- No online shopping
But wait, there's more!
- Our members' lounge has a real, honest-to-goodness payphone
- We have a library with actual, physical books
- Our meeting space has a functioning typewriter
Sign up now and receive a complimentary membership card, perfect for showing off at family gatherings and cocktail parties!
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