Bare Bones Membership: For the Technologically Challenged

Join us, and we'll help you avoid all the things you should probably avoid in the modern world

Membership benefits include:

• No Wi-Fi
• No smartphones
• No social media
• No online shopping

But wait, there's more!

• Our members' lounge has a real, honest-to-goodness payphone
• We have a library with actual, physical books
• Our meeting space has a functioning typewriter

Sign up now and receive a complimentary membership card, perfect for showing off at family gatherings and cocktail parties!

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