Our Story

We're a group of rebels who refuse to adapt to the modern world. Our motto? "If at first you don't succeed, fail again."

How We Started

It all began in a small, dingy coffee shop, where we first discovered the joy of burning our laptops in a ritualistic display of defiance against the digital age.

We vowed to never touch a computer again, and instead, we dedicated our lives to perfecting the art of knitting, woodcarving, and baking.