Techno-Therapy: Where we combine technology and therapy to help you cope with the crushing ennui of modern life.
Our state-of-the-art, cutting-edge, totally-not-actually-tested methods include:
- Byte-Sized Buddhism - A series of bite-sized, algorithmically-optimized mindfulness exercises.
- Algorithmic Anger Management - Learn to manage your rage with our patented, mathematically-derived techniques.
- Neurotic Neuromancy - A deep dive into the mystical world of neural networks and their application to mental health.
- Techno-Hypnosis - Let our soothing sounds and lights guide you into a peaceful slumber.