Welcome to Techno-Therapy 3000, where the soothing sounds of 1s and 0s cure all ailments.
Our team of expert Techno-Shrinkologists will guide you through a series of rigorous, code-heavy exercises designed to reboot your mind and reboot your computer.
Please note that Techno-Therapy 3000 is not a real thing and should not be confused with actual therapy or real-world solutions.
Side effects may include but are not limited to: temporary euphoria, permanent confusion, and spontaneous urge to write Java code in your sleep.