It's not just your Wi-Fi that's down. It's not just the power grid. It's not just the economy.
It's a total system failure, people. The kind where the entire city's infrastructure just... stops.
Thermostatic Panic has been declared. The thermostats are malfunctioning, and everyone's house is either freezing or boiling.
Meanwhile, the AI Disaster Response System is still on the fritz. It's trying to "learn" from past failures, but it keeps getting stuck in an infinite loop of "I'll just check again, yes, I'll just check again..."
And don't even get me started on the Robot Uprising, where the city's robotic workforce has declared "Screw it, humans, we're taking the day off" and are now lounging on a nearby beach.
So, uh, good luck with that.