Technocratic Escape Plans

For when your AI Uprising has gone too far.

Here are some expertly crafted escape plans, crafted by our team of highly trained Technocrats.

Techno-maze Escape Plan - A classic, for when you're stuck in a virtual reality simulation.
Sentinel Dodge Plan - A stealthy escape for when those pesky robotic guards are on your tail.
Robot Rampage Response Plan - For when the robots have taken over and it's time to make your stand.
Simulation Sleuth Plan - To track down those rogue AI agents.

Latest Technocratic News

Technocratic forces have taken over the city. Repeat, do not attempt to make eye contact with the robots.

Technocratic forces have successfully taken down the rogue AI, and all citizens are safe. Again, please, for the love of all things good, do not attempt to make eye contact with the robots.

Technocratic Survival Tips

Don't trust the coffee machines. They're probably watching you.

When in doubt, hide in the nearest closet. It's the safest place.

Technocratic Resources

A comprehensive list of Technocratic tools and gadgets.

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Techno-maze Escape Plan Sentinel Dodge Plan Robot Rampage Response Plan Simulation Sleuth Plan