Technocratic escape plans are for those who refuse to accept the bleak, dystopian future of their aunt's basement. Our plans are designed to help you flee the drudgery and despair of the basement's oppressive atmosphere.
Escape by Robot
Our robotic escape plan involves hijacking a sentient robot and using its advanced propulsion systems to flee the premises. This plan requires a basic understanding of mechatronics and a strong stomach for danger.
But be warned: the robot may turn against you.
Escape by Nanobot
Our nanobot escape plan involves infiltrating the basement's infrastructure with a swarm of miniature robots and using their collective might to disable the elevator and create an opening for escape.
Requires a basic understanding of nanotechnology and a love of tiny things.