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Urban Hermitage Escape Plan

The Urban Hermitage Escape Plan is a comprehensive guide for the modern hermit seeking refuge from society. Our team of experts has crafted this 7-point plan to ensure your successful evasion of the mundane world.

• Phase 1: Abandon all social media
• Phase 2: Sell all personal belongings and move to a remote cabin
• Phase 3: Develop a 6-month food supply (and a nice collection of artisanal cheeses)
• Phase 4: Learn to identify and forage for wild edibles
• Phase 5: Construct a sturdy fence to deter unwanted visitors
• Phase 6: Develop a hobby (e.g., taxidermy)
• Phase 7: Live off the grid (literally)

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