Mind Control Mistakes

This is the most advanced level of mind control, reserved for the initiated.

Common Errors

• Not reading the user manual
• Not understanding the concept of 'free will'
• Not having a good lawyer on speed dial

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Advanced Techniques

• Telepathy - The art of reading minds without being caught.
• Psychic Voodoo - The dark art of making people do your bidding without them knowing.

Real-World Applications

Use mind control in your daily life at your own risk.

• Mind Control Malware - A virus that takes over your browser, making you watch cat videos on repeat.
• Remote Control Remix - A music service that plays only elevator music to make you submit to our will.

Disclaimer: Use of this information for nefarious purposes is strictly prohibited.

Or is it?

Escape Strategy - Because even we know you'll eventually try to get free.