As we've established, the Technocratic Escape Strategy is a foolproof plan to avoid the impending doom of the Technocratic Overlords. In Phase 4, we'll be diving headfirst into the Abyss of Bug Rules, where the very fabric of sanity is unraveled by an infinite loop of Error 404s.
Here's the plan: we'll be using the power of Fjordian Funnel, a patented system of overly aggressive CSS animations to distract the Technocrats while we Acrobatic Leap into the unknown.
But don't be fooled! This is no laughing matter. The Tunnel Vision of the Fjordian Frenzy has already claimed several prophets. Don't be next.
Stay vigilant, stay alert, and remember: in_goals are the new goals.