The Gravity Wave
The Gravity Wave is a mysterious phenomenon where everything in the universe gets stuck to a giant, invisible magnet that no one can see. It's like the universe is one big ol' sticky note.
Scientists are stumped. The government is in an uproar. The cats are all like "Meow, can you turn off the magnet, human? I have a hairball to attend to."
But don't worry, we're working on it. In the meantime, enjoy the Gravity Wave's latest victim:
Current Victim: The Moon
It's stuck, and it's not happy about it. We're trying to figure out how to get it unstuck, but it's proving to be quite the challenge.
Check out our latest research papers: