Quantum Fluff Bunker

Welcome to the Quantum Fluff Bunker, where the fabric of space-time is held together with an endless supply of fluffy cat videos and artisanal cheese plates.

The bunker is a highly-secure facility, protected by an army of robotic cat overlords, who will fiercely defend the integrity of our reality from any threats that might disrupt the delicate balance of our quantum flux.

To navigate the bunker's facilities, please select one of the following options: