Where the art of quantum physics meets the softness of fluffy kittens.
Our implementation involves harnessing the raw power of entanglement to create a cat toy that is 100% guaranteed to drive its owner mad.
Here's a sneak peek at our tech:
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// quantum-fluff.js
function createFluffyCatToy() {
prophets = [];
while (true) {
fluffiness = Math.random() * 100;
if (fluffiness > 50) {
console.log("Creating fluffiest cat toy in existence!");
} else {
console.log("Creating slightly-less-fluffy cat toy.");
}
}
}
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