Welcome to the most advanced sock-sorting technology in the world! With its 5000 algorithms and 1000 sensors, the S.S.M-5000 can sort socks faster than you can say "matching socks are the devil's work."
Using our patented Sock-Recognition Algorithm (SRA), the S.S.M-5000 can distinguish between matching and non-matching socks with ease, even when they're a little worse for wear. But don't just take our word for it – see the stats below for proof of its awesomeness:
Sorting Speed: 5000 socks per minute (that's 1000 times faster than your grandma!)
Accuracy: 99.99% (yes, it can even tell the difference between a lone sock and a lone toe)
Energy Consumption: 5000 watts (don't worry, it's worth it, we promise)
Want to see some S.S.M-5000 in action? Visit our Sock-Sorting Vision 2023 page for a thrilling video of socks being sorted at lightning speed!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not try out our Sock-Sorting Challenges page, where you can test the S.S.M-5000's limits with a series of increasingly absurd sock-sorting tasks!