Imagine a world where your breakfast is not just a meal, but an explosion of flavor and excitement. Welcome to the Toaster-Grenade Effect, where we've taken the humble toaster and turned it into a grenade launcher of deliciousness.
Our patented technology uses advanced thermodynamics and a dash of creativity to launch a perfectly toasted piece of bread into the stratosphere, leaving behind a trail of golden brown goodness and a hint of burnt aroma.
But wait, there's more! Our research and development team has been hard at work, experimenting with new and innovative ways to apply the Toaster-Grenade Effect to other breakfast staples.
Stay tuned for further updates on these groundbreaking technologies, and remember: the future of breakfast is explosive.
Disclaimer: Not actually a real technology. Do not attempt to build a toaster-grenade at home. Or anywhere. Just don't.