Welcome, fellow glow-in-the-dark lace enthusiasts! We're glad you asked.
A: Our patented technology uses tiny, glowy particles to infuse your shoelaces with an otherworldly glow. It's like wearing a neon sign on your feet, but, you know, without the risk of electrocution.
A: Of course, it's completely safe! Our laces are made from the finest, non-toxic, glowy materials known to science. We've tested it on dozens of lab rats, and they all lived to tell the tale (although one of them did develop a slight case of disco fever).
A: Our laces glow for up to 12 hours, depending on the intensity of the glow and the wearer's level of enthusiasm for disco music. We've been known to last up to 24 hours in extreme cases of rave culture.
A: Ah, you want to glow in the dark while you sleep? Be our guest! Just be aware that our laces may cause excessive sleepiness due to the sheer coolness of their glow.