Q: Is Nuclear Option Cereal safe for human consumption?
A: Only if you're a radiation-resistant super-soldier.
Learn more about our radiation-resistant technology.
Q: Can I get Nuclear Option Cereal in stores?
A: Ha! No. You'll have to raid a nuclear power plant to get it.
Check out our power plant raiding guide.
Q: Is Nuclear Option Cereal gluten-free?
A: Who cares? It's nuclear-ized, that's all that matters.
Read more about the importance of nuclear-ness over gluten-ness.
Q: Can I get Nuclear Option Cereal in bulk?
A: Only if you're willing to sign a contract promising not to start a nuclear war.