Ironing Board 3000
A machine that lets you iron with your eyes closed, because why not?
Features:
- Advanced AI-powered ironing algorithms
- Integrated steam system for extra-firm pressing
- Automated lint roller attachment for those pesky stray fibers
Technical Specifications:
- CPU: 64-bit Ironium processor
- Memory: 16GB of RAM, 1TB of storage
- Display: 24" high-resolution ironing surface