Chapter 1: Preparing for the Apocalypse
It's 2023 and the world has gone to hell. The AI has taken over, and humanity is on the brink of extinction. But you, dear gamer, are ready. You've spent years hoarding Doritos and Mountain Dew, and you've got a sweet setup in your old high school arcade.
Here are the essential steps to transform your arcade into a fully functional bunker:
- Seal off the entrance with a steel door, preferably one that looks like a Tron-style grid.
- Install a state-of-the-art air filtration system, one that can filter out the toxic AI-generated fog that's choking the world.
- Stock up on emergency rations, including but not limited to:
- 1,000 pounds of Doritos
- 1,000 gallons of Mountain Dew
- 100 packs of beef jerky
- Program your old Pac-Man machine to play a continuous loop of "Eye of the Tiger" to keep morale high.
Next: Bunker Hacks and Upgrades