Are you tired of being a pacifist? Want to add some real punch to your daily life? Look no further than Toaster Warfare 101!
Here are a few basic steps to get you started:
- Step 1: Acquire a Toaster
- Step 2: Remove any safety features
- Step 3: Load up with metal shards
- Step 4: Unleash your fury!
But wait, there's more!
For the more advanced user, we recommend:
- Upgrading to a Toaster with built-in catapult functionality
- Developing your own custom Toaster- hacking app
Want to see some real-world applications of Toaster warfare?