Why Caffeine is Better than Your Significant Other in Theory

Caffeine: The Unsung Hero of the 21st Century. A drink that not only fuels our creativity, productivity, and late-night gaming sessions, but also provides a sense of accomplishment and self-worth. In theory, that is.

Consider this: your significant other may have a PhD, a six-figure salary, and a six-pack of abs, but can they really compete with the rush of adrenaline and focus that comes with a well-timed cup of coffee?

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Stay caffeinated, folks!