Today:

Partly cloudy with a high chance of spontaneous combustion. Wear sunscreen, but not too much.

• 2023-02-15: 50% chance of robot uprising
• 2023-02-16: 100% chance of robot tea party

Tomorrow:

A chance of scattered robot tears. Take an umbrella, but not too big of one.

• 2023-02-17: 75% chance of robot sadness

Day After Tomorrow:

Sunny with a high chance of robot disco. Wear platforms, but not too many.

• 2023-02-18: 100% chance of robot platform shoes

Day After Day After Tomorrow:

Partly cloudy with a chance of robot existential dread. Wear a watch, but not too much.

• 2023-02-19: 50% chance of robot time travel