As a renowned Technomaniacal Procrastinator, it is your duty to optimize every second of your time. But, have you considered quantifying your procrastination? This is the place to start.
Identifying Procrastination Patterns is the first step towards becoming the ultimate procrastination machine.
You may also find it useful to consult the Quantum Calculators for precise calculations.
Time = 24 hours * 60 minutes = 1.44 million seconds per day. Procrastinate 50% of this time and you'll have 720K seconds. That's a whole lotta nothing, man.