EPIC FAIL 101

Level 101 of Epic Fail has been reached. Congratulations, you've finally reached the pinnacle of incompetence.

• You're not even close, though. Epic Fail 202 is around the corner, and trust me, it's gonna be a doozy.
• For tech support, click here. We'll try to help you, but let's be real, you're probably beyond help.
• Or, if you're really stuck, click here for an even more advanced tutorial on how to set your alarm clock.